There was a discussion on the phred list this spring about how to make your bike more visible at night. One of the members said that the Graveyard Mall had a cheap alternative to Hokey Spokes for a lot less money.
Hokey Spokes are transparent “blades” that attach to your bicycle spokes. As these blades spin during riding, a computer inside the blades modulates the internal LED lights so that design images and custom text appear.
They cost about $30 to $40 per spoke.
A cheaper alternative
Long before I ordered the disastrous Lock Alarm from Graveyard Mall, I got suckered into the Wheel Wizard at the bargain price of $4.99. I couldn't resist ordering four of them. I figured I had some other riders who would love looking like the picture in the web site ad.
What's not to like?
The ad copy made them sound better than sliced bread.
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Reality sets in
I had pretty much forgotten that I had ordered the Wizard Wheels when a box showed up on the front porch.
I was excited when I saw the picture on the outside of the box.
That excitement died when I saw the size of the Wizard. Holy Cropoli, that sucker is HUGE, more like a time trial wheel than a Hokey Spoke blade. I'd be afraid to put that thing on my bike on a day with a strong side wind: I'd be afraid I'd get blown right over.
It DOES produce light
It's got some kind of magnet setup that DOES actually produce light when I held it in my hand and spun it, but I'd never consider putting it on my bike. For one thing, I couldn't get it to fit without using a crowbar on my fork.
I didn't send them back
They weren't what I expected, but for $4.99, I couldn't expect much, so I wasn't THAT disappointed.
Unlike the lock alarms, which were total junk, these performed as described, if not as desired.
I have two left. Serious offers entertained. (They make great gag gifts: give one to a friend and watch him gag.)